Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde
My facility encourages evil career development
Op I’m sorry but you got the last part wrong. She didn’t say wizards shit on the floor. She said wizards shat their pants and then magiced the poop away after their pants were saturated.
So if you’re looking for a metaphor for jk’s career, you’re welcome.
oh yeah she also basically talks about autistic people as if we were some kind of completely non-sapient animals who can easily be tricked into transitioning because we’re, obviously, just that much inherently stupider than the billionaire who retroactively added canon to her children’s book series to inform us all that wizards shit on the floor.
jk rowling wrote a giant manifesto explaining why she’s a terf and it manages to contain, despite its length, exactly zero original thoughts or insights. despite being a billionaire author her entire explanation of her loathsome ideology could’ve been easily written by any other obsessed mumsnet terf after having too much prosecco. she waffles on the issue for twelve fucking paragraphs before landing straight on the utterly fact-free transmisogynist fearmongering about how she thinks trans women are all bathroom sexual predators who are engaged in a conspiracy to force children to transition. we seriously need to eat the fucking rich.
once u start thinking “oh i think i need to sit down in the shower for a little while” it’s literally all down hill from there
oh… did someone ask for… perfection ?
i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade
Hot Fuzz (2007) dir. Edgar Wright

